For the ones who hear phantom tickets
Hand-drawn for the service industry lifers, the line warriors, and anyone who’s ever been personally attacked by a ticket printer. Wear the trauma. Earn the laugh.
FIT
Adjustable neck strap
Antique brass grommet
Comfortable, secure fit
WAIST TIES
Long wraparound ties
Flexible fit across sizes
Easy to adjust
FABRIC
Large divided front pocket
Functional storage
Built for real kitchens
Hand-drawn for the service industry lifers, the line warriors, and anyone who’s ever been personally attacked by a ticket printer. Wear the trauma. Earn the laugh.
NEW
We teamed up with In the Weeds for an exclusive merch drop built for industry people who get it. Listen to the podcast, then shop the collab below.